The Jehovah's Witnesses called today. Here is the conversation:
"Hi I'm (so and so) with the Jehovah's Witnesses Kingdom Hall, are you a Bible reader?" the caller said with a very chipper church lady voice.
"Yes, absolutely." I replied.
"Oh well I'm calling to invite you to [this big event at some massive place] where we are going to discuss God's love for us all," she said.
"I'm sorry but I won't be able to come, I'm Catholic."
"Oh well so was I!" she said with a great deal of excitement.
"I don't doubt that," I sighed, "Catholics do a poor job of catechizing these days. But you know I'm going to be praying for you because Jehovah's Witnesses are really just teaching a reincarnated version of an old heresy. You should look up the Arian heresy from the 4th century...."
I could tell at that point, given the know it all giggle she gave, that she wasn't interested in hearing what I had to say. I ended the conversation by simply saying "I'll be praying for you. God bless you now and have a good day."